This is the laundry cupboard.  Grandpa was in visiting with me as I put in a load of washing.  I put in the detergent from the narrow-tall bottle next to the oxi-clean, then I put in some softner from the bigger blue bottle to the left of the detergent.  Grandpa said, "What's in that bottle?"  Grandma said, "the fabric softner."  Grandpa said, "Oh, hummmm, I thought my clothes were alot softer when I was doing the laundry than when you do it."  I'll let you draw your own conclusions.